No page today, the page has gone away
The browser stands forlorn, the bytes have been withdrawn
No page today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by don’t know the reason why

How could they know just what this message means
The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams
But if you use the links you notice just above
You’ll find a new page that comes to you with love

(with apologies to Herman’s Hermits)